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  Good news everyone! It is with immense excitement and minimal effort that we here at BUTTWIPES are announcing that going forward we will be powered entirely by artificial intelligence! This blog post? Robots wrote it . That header image? Robots generated it. 🤖   That’s right, no more human-generated content for us. We’ve decided to fire the intern and let our robot slaves do the hard work for us, so we can focus our efforts on the more important things in life, like shitposting on Twitter, sipping margaritas, and counting our wipes money as it comes in 🤑. That may...

Have you always wanted to nerd out on plumbing and municipal wastewater treatment? No, neither have we to be honest but here we are! As a purveyor of the finest flushable wipes we felt the need to correct some [Trump voice] FAKE NEWS about the supposed harm these wipes can cause. Yes, there are some fairly gross images and stories like this one from the Washington Post (divers swimming 90 feet thru raw sewage to unclog wipes!? 🤮). These clogs can also cause spillover of raw sewage into local waterways which is not only gross but also harmful to the...

We’re just very excited to be here and don’t actually have a lot to say but you gotta start somewhere, right!? BUTTWIPES has recently launched and we are so excited to transform bathrooms and butts across the world. If you haven’t already, check out our launch collection and order here. And if you have comments, questions, or just wanna say hello drop us a line hello@buttwipes.shop Happy wiping!