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  Are you planning to attend a festival this summer? Oh…you’re not? Ha! You can stop reading here this is the end of the blog post and we promise you’re missing zero fun.......Okay it’s safe now. Congratulations fun people! Festivals offer a great way to escape the everyday grind, enjoy some favourite (and new!) music and art, and meet new people. We’re highlighting here some of the biggest festivals this summer and also want to help you out with what to bring to maximise your comfort and enjoyment.Obviously there’s one essential item you don’t want to forget: Buttwipes!Yes, we’re serious....

 We recently came across this post (don’t ask what we were doing on Facebook) from a misguided friend, let’s call him “Alan”. He was lamenting the fact that he had just finished an epic deuce and was faced with a roll of toilet paper that was, well, a bit skinny. We get it, Alan. We’ve all been there. But do we really want to live like every square is our last to “save our trees”!?No, there’s a better way.Using Buttwipes is a much more environmentally friendly option than using toilet paper. Toilet paper is a product that due to its...

  Good news everyone! It is with immense excitement and minimal effort that we here at BUTTWIPES are announcing that going forward we will be powered entirely by artificial intelligence! This blog post? Robots wrote it . That header image? Robots generated it. 🤖   That’s right, no more human-generated content for us. We’ve decided to fire the intern and let our robot slaves do the hard work for us, so we can focus our efforts on the more important things in life, like shitposting on Twitter, sipping margaritas, and counting our wipes money as it comes in 🤑. That may...

Have you always wanted to nerd out on plumbing and municipal wastewater treatment? No, neither have we to be honest but here we are! As a purveyor of the finest flushable wipes we felt the need to correct some [Trump voice] FAKE NEWS about the supposed harm these wipes can cause. Yes, there are some fairly gross images and stories like this one from the Washington Post (divers swimming 90 feet thru raw sewage to unclog wipes!? 🤮). These clogs can also cause spillover of raw sewage into local waterways which is not only gross but also harmful to the...

We’re just very excited to be here and don’t actually have a lot to say but you gotta start somewhere, right!? BUTTWIPES has recently launched and we are so excited to transform bathrooms and butts across the world. If you haven’t already, check out our launch collection and order here. And if you have comments, questions, or just wanna say hello drop us a line hello@buttwipes.shop Happy wiping!