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  Are you planning to attend a festival this summer? Oh…you’re not? Ha! You can stop reading here this is the end of the blog post and we promise you’re missing zero fun.......Okay it’s safe now. Congratulations fun people! Festivals offer a great way to escape the everyday grind, enjoy some favourite (and new!) music and art, and meet new people. We’re highlighting here some of the biggest festivals this summer and also want to help you out with what to bring to maximise your comfort and enjoyment.Obviously there’s one essential item you don’t want to forget: Buttwipes!Yes, we’re serious....

 We recently came across this post (don’t ask what we were doing on Facebook) from a misguided friend, let’s call him “Alan”. He was lamenting the fact that he had just finished an epic deuce and was faced with a roll of toilet paper that was, well, a bit skinny. We get it, Alan. We’ve all been there. But do we really want to live like every square is our last to “save our trees”!?No, there’s a better way.Using Buttwipes is a much more environmentally friendly option than using toilet paper. Toilet paper is a product that due to its...

  Good news everyone! It is with immense excitement and minimal effort that we here at BUTTWIPES are announcing that going forward we will be powered entirely by artificial intelligence! This blog post? Robots wrote it . That header image? Robots generated it. 🤖   That’s right, no more human-generated content for us. We’ve decided to fire the intern and let our robot slaves do the hard work for us, so we can focus our efforts on the more important things in life, like shitposting on Twitter, sipping margaritas, and counting our wipes money as it comes in 🤑. That may...