Launch Collection
Includes Shipping

FAQ
WHY THE NAME BUTTWIPES?
Honestly, I can’t even keep track of all the ways we beat around the bush in this category. There are “personal hygiene” wipes, “moist flushable” wipes, “personal care” wipes...even “Dude” wipes. What does any of this mean? We make wipes. For your butt. They’re BUTTWIPES.
ARE THEY FLUSHABLE?
Yes.
WILL THIS PRODUCT CHANGE MY LIFE?
Unless you own a $5,000+ TOTO toilet, or you are Drake, the answer is almost definitely yes.
HOW MUCH IS SHIPPING TO THE US?
Free.
WHERE ELSE DO YOU SHIP?
Anywhere there are butts, provided those butts are in the US or Canada. Rest of the world, let us know how much you want us. Japan...sigh, you will never need us.
DO YOU TAKE BITCOIN?
Of course we take bitcoin.
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THESE DESIGNS!
Aw, thanks. But that’s not a question.
WILL YOU EVER SELL THESE PRINTS AGAIN?
Never! But also maybe in a few years at which point you’ve forgotten and we can fire our expensive designer.
WHEN DOES OUR NEXT EDITION GET RELEASED?
As soon as these ones sell out! Sign up to our newsletter to get notified.
DO YOU HAVE A RETURN POLICY?
If you have not wiped your butt and you would like to return these 1) you are doing it wrong and 2) sure, send it back for a full refund.
WHAT ARE THE INGREDIENTS?
Glad you asked. Our wipes are plant based, unscented, mostly water, and contain vitamin E + aloe. In case you’re a chemist the full list is on our product page.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH TOILET PAPER?
If you have ever cleaned with just toilet paper and have to ask this question this store may not be for you.
Anything else?
Drop us a note.